Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
he said, "why" SCORE 100
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Never sink SCORE 146
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
He’s bananas SCORE 206
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
WWJD? SCORE 96
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
