You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
My hobby. SCORE 188
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Imagine. SCORE 366
Like a boss. SCORE 244
How I die. SCORE 254
LOL. SCORE 231
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Dog logic. SCORE 211
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Yes. SCORE 285
It’s true. SCORE 163
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Crap. SCORE 246
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Do go on… SCORE 192
