I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Soon. SCORE 8
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The future. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
