Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I yawned! SCORE 10
I love you more than… SCORE 122
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Truth. SCORE 182
Wrong Show SCORE 191
BROFIST SCORE -3
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Word! SCORE 19
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
