Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 36
The dollars must flow. SCORE 25
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
This is a fun game. SCORE 27
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 40
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 28
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Do your part. SCORE 13
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
I are helpful SCORE 27
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33