
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89

Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104

Complete defeat SCORE 140

How’s Waldo? SCORE 10

Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 111

Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128

I’m not a volcano SCORE 59

I feel IT SCORE 7

Why we are friends SCORE -5

The rules of karaoke SCORE 79

Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12

A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9

Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16

Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127

Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149

Important SCORE 12

Then and now SCORE 136

Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8

Yes, please. SCORE 134

Why you have a headache SCORE 11

Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124

Pretty Serious SCORE 14

Most American things SCORE 5

I just wanna pet it SCORE 131

Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196

It Was Worth A Try SCORE 87

That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75

When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136

So smooth SCORE 12

Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55

Having children SCORE 2

Finally… SCORE 13