Because Cute SCORE 16
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Things To do. SCORE 15
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Dat cake. SCORE 5
This happens way too often SCORE 11
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
