guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
playing hard to get SCORE 18
you’re hired SCORE 22
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
FYI: SCORE 22
i relly trid SCORE 32
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
if i just lay here SCORE 10
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
en garde SCORE 22
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
this is quite the life SCORE 12
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
just one day… SCORE 23
