When I die SCORE 127
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Link problems SCORE 140
Bring me home. SCORE 93
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Either SCORE 114
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
Some wise words SCORE 85
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Oedipus SCORE 164
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Every time SCORE 134
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Words SCORE 114
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
