That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Me basically. SCORE 181
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
… SCORE 10
Words. SCORE 162
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Nice things SCORE 11
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
me in the shower SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 9
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
your gay SCORE 249
Om nom nom SCORE 10
…0-0 SCORE -4
