because reasons SCORE 0
Murica SCORE 20
Are you playing with yourself? SCORE 158
Come at me bro! SCORE 142
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
Come. You’ll see… SCORE 23
Starbucks. SCORE 21
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
Wookie steak. SCORE 11
I would like to thank… SCORE 254
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
My dog would probably fall for it. SCORE 11
Taget market. SCORE 14
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
Kitty massage. SCORE 10
Festival season is upon us SCORE 157
The bald eagle. SCORE 173
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
Things that would make the Winchester’s jobs easier. SCORE 232
When you get a fake number… SCORE 160
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
An American Bashkir Curly Horse SCORE 125
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Ignorance is bliss… SCORE 159
Being black in different places SCORE 147
An escape. SCORE 217
CEO. SCORE 21
Beer = salad. SCORE 12
