You’ve changed, Disney. SCORE 196
What are you a geek about? SCORE 13
Swimsuit season is coming. SCORE 232
My car stereo is getting pushy. SCORE 159
Hearts in nature. SCORE 236
Raccoons always look like they were just about to steal something. SCORE 164
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 184
My cat is getting pushy. SCORE 111
Light sculptures. SCORE 255
Don’t text and drive. SCORE 169
smile SCORE -2
My favorite character was the iceberg. SCORE 102
Unforgivable. SCORE 232
If The Breakfast Club was made today. SCORE 340
Alligators made from tires. SCORE 215
Our secret man parties. SCORE 245
The Many Ways To Die In A Tarantino Film SCORE 2
Disney, I Do Not Think That Means What You Think it Means SCORE 180
At the doctor’s office… SCORE 36
How to get comments of facebook SCORE 9
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 261
We’re expecting. SCORE 259
Right? SCORE 150
Kristen Stewart=Cat SCORE 10
great leader hungry SCORE -1
How do you know when it’s over? SCORE 258
The Dark Lord has spoken. SCORE 303
You’re accidentally doing it right. SCORE 509
Accurate. SCORE 267
Cosplay isn’t all Fun and Games SCORE -3
Using a time machine after eating bad Mexican. SCORE -76
Pit bulls are vicious. SCORE 368