Next time a blocked number calls you answer with these. SCORE 395
Baby Beckham SCORE 258
Get em Dumbledore SCORE 14
Once you’ve ruled out the impossible… SCORE 406
I heart the colorblind… SCORE 236
Jenny and Shirley SCORE 388
So good. SCORE 7
Fishing… SCORE -18
I’m your farmer. SCORE -5
Hot dogs or legs? SCORE 447
*SIGH* SCORE 15
Close enough. SCORE 202
Barty Crouch Jr. vs. The Tenth Doctor SCORE 397
Pocket penguin. SCORE 185
150 carat 70 million dollar diamond ring SCORE 20
YOU GLEEKING RUMP-FED FLAX-WENCH! SCORE 17
You’re always safe in Britain SCORE 269
classic red forman SCORE 15
Every time I nap. SCORE 242
Walt and Jesse SCORE 98
Catholic School SCORE 100
Naps are tricky SCORE 286
Homer on the internet SCORE 233
Being an adult. SCORE 215
Yaaa SCORE 7
Science. SCORE 253
No SCORE 23
I’m not sure what you were expecting. SCORE 98
Amazon’s funniest reviews. SCORE 309
The internet on a t-shirt. SCORE 5
Duck and Cover SCORE 11
I wish this was real. SCORE 394