sleeps on arm SCORE 16
beavers hate water SCORE 35
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
when life imitates art SCORE 24
only feathers SCORE 9
species and age, please SCORE 40
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
dog wood trees SCORE 26
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
welcome to humansville SCORE 31
this is what i mean SCORE 43
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
at least there are cats SCORE 20
roger roger SCORE 14
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
pupils dilate SCORE 44
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
