ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
No. SCORE 88
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Accurate. SCORE 174
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Drama! SCORE 172
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Every time. SCORE 123
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
40 years later. SCORE 121
How the internet works. SCORE 181
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Forget to turn off phone at movies… SCORE 123
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
Puppy! SCORE 107
Was not expecting that… SCORE 153
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
BURN! SCORE 233
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
