space facts on your back SCORE 37
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
no SCORE 24
the council has convened. SCORE 15
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
muggle born SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
a true work of art SCORE 13
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
