the dog may be happy, but the cat in the background… SCORE 32
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
touch the cactus SCORE 29
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
please turn to page 69 SCORE 26
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
elementary school erasers SCORE 41
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
most cats wear baby sizes SCORE 38
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
no body cares if you play wordle SCORE 19
cats sit on your chest to heal you SCORE 31
day trading expert SCORE 27
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 31
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
that’s a pomegranate SCORE 42
if you’re cold, they’re cold SCORE 12
hobbits mature before humans SCORE 48
i love you in german SCORE 19
failing at therapy SCORE 19
how to respond professionally SCORE 26
third red light in a row SCORE 18
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 28
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
they’re definitely barking during his next meeting SCORE 44
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
