the future belongs to me SCORE 18
soon SCORE 16
maybe don’t take advice from michael myers SCORE 9
jesus drove a honda SCORE 16
musical pest SCORE 21
too hot to copy SCORE 14
clearly an elephant SCORE 1
ready to attack SCORE 26
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 20
the best feeling SCORE 27
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
they yearn for the mines SCORE 38
sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 14
my brain is stuck here SCORE 37
living life to its fullest SCORE 33
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
dad bot SCORE 38
artful pettiness SCORE 35
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
good boy SCORE 23
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
and just like that… ghost SCORE 21
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
totally not scary at all SCORE 30
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31