Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Pokémon. SCORE 310
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Discuss. SCORE -25
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Real food!!! SCORE 260
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Ladies… SCORE 158
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310