Parents will understand SCORE 147
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Either SCORE 114
Every time SCORE 134
Link problems SCORE 140
Words SCORE 114
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
When I die SCORE 127
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Stress perm SCORE 50
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Potato SCORE 121
Bring me home. SCORE 93
