Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
Aawooof! SCORE 35
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13