at least he listened SCORE 25
it’s a test SCORE 21
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
smart shopping SCORE 39
nap time! SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
they’re brutal SCORE 45
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
pretty much SCORE 29
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
holy cow! SCORE 40
you will pay for this betrayal hooman SCORE 33
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
$30 uber SCORE 30
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
hot take! SCORE 59
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
life insurance payout SCORE 42
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
