everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Never forget. SCORE 30
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
🤔 SCORE 20
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Be petty SCORE 35
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Le sigh… SCORE 25
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
