Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
We can do it! SCORE 30
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
The more you know. SCORE 36
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
