The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
She’s doomed SCORE 51
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
15, max. SCORE 51
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
We both go down, together SCORE 55
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
I just became more metal SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Real American hero SCORE 41
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
There is no escape SCORE 19
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Busted! SCORE 31
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
