You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Kids these days… SCORE 105
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 323
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
True fear. SCORE 255
Touché… SCORE 192
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Coincidence? SCORE 149
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Bee logic. SCORE 159
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
