My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
The economy is doing great! SCORE 59
Not again! SCORE 70
Joyous Easter SCORE 47
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
Genius you say? SCORE 113
The accuracy SCORE 107
Famous last words SCORE 131
Google tells you Hobbit meal times. SCORE 101
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 83
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 79
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
Dog SCORE 81
Thank you son i love you SCORE 98
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
I bought her the ice cream, obviously. SCORE 93
sigh SCORE 84
Ouch SCORE 130
He protec SCORE 113
Baby Shower SCORE 111
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 81
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 76
I take them all. SCORE 136
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89
This is not the place for such things… SCORE 47
THE BOAR HAS REPRODUCED SCORE 122
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
