this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 48
there were no survivors SCORE 37
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
bad ass SCORE 38
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i am this dog SCORE 20
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
pebble and roll SCORE 65
