the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
distraction level expert SCORE 13
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
earth sandwich SCORE 39
growing toe beans SCORE 33
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
we are the math problem SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
new australian spider SCORE 24
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
battle snake SCORE 26
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
potato shaped SCORE 10
species and age, please SCORE 40
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
pupils dilate SCORE 45
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
don’t send help SCORE 19
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
the tiger is out SCORE 33