30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Leo gets it SCORE 164
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
Adulthood SCORE 111
Admiration SCORE 80
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
I do this all too often SCORE 81
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Full time savage SCORE 71
A damn fool SCORE 65
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
All of these are true SCORE 178
