no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
oh nO SCORE 51
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
the good life SCORE 38
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
i meannnnn SCORE -2
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
barts beware SCORE 10
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
the most important preference SCORE 25
i said what i said SCORE 30
there has to be balance SCORE 36
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18