God dammit SCORE 140
Land of the Focus, Home of the Vain. SCORE 284
Abomination SCORE 47
Childhood cartoons for adults, basically. SCORE 25
oh boy! SCORE 22
The goat in the watchtower. SCORE 24
Here lies Dobby. A free elf. SCORE 313
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. SCORE 89
What are the answers SCORE 195
The worst name for an Apple Store employee SCORE 267
And for my next trick... SCORE 152
Seems like most of my interactions with women these days SCORE 27
Three easy ways to kick the bucket. SCORE 46
Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 280
The horror! SCORE 186
Whenever I'm hungry. SCORE 149
It's A Trap! SCORE 70
A lot of people are falling for our neighbor's Christmas display SCORE 126
At least they're honest? SCORE 178
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Yes, I am a genius. SCORE 163
Joker has his limits SCORE 119
People were created to be loved. SCORE 324
Don't come over, actually. SCORE 12
Ali G interviews David Beckham and Posh Spice SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 309
Just let me go SCORE 49
Well.. Can't disagree SCORE 239
Scumbag printers. SCORE 156
Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons... SCORE 185
Texting in the 80s and 90s SCORE 21
Holy gains. SCORE 69
