dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
5 days a week SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 43
there were no survivors SCORE 37
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 49
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i am this dog SCORE 20
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
pebble and roll SCORE 65
