The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
The same but different… SCORE 34
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
This vet’s exam room door is made with the pupper in mind. SCORE 30
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
What about second recess? SCORE 27
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 56
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Cute couple SCORE 33
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Fox loaves. SCORE 35
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 36
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Till death. SCORE 38
Good night, Mr. Biden. SCORE 7
I feel awkward watching this… SCORE 25
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Got ‘eeem SCORE 26
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
When ferrets fall to sleep. SCORE 30
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Riding in to battle togther as besties… SCORE 30
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 47
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
Say meatball SCORE 36
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
