Coincidence? SCORE 87
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Soon! SCORE 132
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
I’d live here. SCORE 225
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
jabba the cat SCORE 4
bender logic SCORE 8
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Now what? SCORE 174
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Would not bang SCORE -13
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
I do this. SCORE 237
Human stahp SCORE 0
duckface SCORE -9
what obama looks like SCORE -10
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
