Time for sleep. SCORE 272
EXPLAIN THESE! SCORE 153
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you. SCORE 282
…Already in my pajamas. SCORE 311
How green is your internet? SCORE 91
Oh grandpa… SCORE 325
Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136
The part-time barista. SCORE 175
What will happen if gay marriage is legal? SCORE 216
Angry cakes. SCORE 192
Chinese mafia emoticon. SCORE 225
Oh great, I left it at home! SCORE 155
Yep… SCORE 263
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue– SCORE 210
Satin rulez. SCORE 326
Attention dogs. SCORE 233
Illustrated guide to facial hair. SCORE 149
I can relate. SCORE 205
Words. SCORE 254
Time for Quidditch practice. SCORE 188
Fat Barbie. SCORE 106
Reality. SCORE 213
Calories. SCORE 190
HEYYYHEAHEYAH. SCORE 155
Reality of fear. SCORE 179
*cough* SCORE 177
Best things in life: SCORE 287
NASA space shuttle Columbia. SCORE 83
The American dream. SCORE 284
Really cute story. SCORE 213
Engrish. SCORE 232
Cool cake is cool. SCORE 99
