How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 169
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
One Direction SCORE -14
Does not compute. SCORE 180
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Magic… SCORE 151
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191