That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
+ cry. SCORE 119
I GUESS SCORE 46
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
