I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
I believe it. SCORE 127
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Like a boss. SCORE 129
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
So Delicious SCORE -253
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
A hero. SCORE 511
Business in the front… SCORE 101
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
‘Murica. SCORE 135
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -17
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292