is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i always spill SCORE 17
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
who’s in? SCORE 34
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
definitely a dog SCORE 46
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i’m canceling SCORE 9
they get huge SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
hi friend! SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
english burn SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
excuse me SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
clever SCORE 29
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
back to bed! SCORE 19
