i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
all natural SCORE 22
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one is never an option SCORE 10
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
therapy burn SCORE 29
whatever it takes SCORE 16
til death do us part SCORE 22
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 25
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
fancy af SCORE 10
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
boom SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
have it their way SCORE 16
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
guilty on all charges SCORE 15