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It+is+the+law+of+howdy+duty.
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
BabyNames.com
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
The+Entrepreneurial+spirit.
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Just+generally+worried+about+you.
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 30
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
It+does+burn+a+bit.
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 20
Aawooof%21
Aawooof! SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+plate+for+Pi.
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
A+wordsmith%2C+really.
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Covfefe%2C+please.
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
I+am+mostly+broken%26%238230%3B
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Are+ya+ready+kid%3F
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
A+rare+edit.
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Just+happy+to+have+new+kicks%2C+personally.
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 31
Just+Doctor+Phil+things%26%238230%3B
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Educate+thyself+on+the+many+windows.
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
The+Zoom+wars+of+2021
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 32
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Prepare+yourself%26%238230%3B
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
The+goat+that+shall+not+be+named.
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
500+yards
500 yards SCORE 209
Nom+nom+nom%26%238230%3B
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
Well%2C+that+is+sound+advice.
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Married+women.
Married women. SCORE 14
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