everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
smells like sadness SCORE 16
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
very subtle SCORE 17
happens all the time SCORE 26
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
my next hobby SCORE 13
now i really do know SCORE 22
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
medical mystery SCORE 25
this is entertainment SCORE 8
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
memes cure everything SCORE 10
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
heathens SCORE 36
