How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Every night. SCORE 220
Every time. SCORE 180
How to troll. SCORE 182
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Good idea. SCORE 4
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Forever and always SCORE 0
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Karma. SCORE 236
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
My new calculator. SCORE 109
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
This generation. SCORE 265
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Likely. SCORE 177
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
