Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Buffering. SCORE 814
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
4/21. SCORE 617
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Do want. SCORE 1043
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
