Slow Robot
Octopi+are+hardcore.
The+brain+drain+is+real.
The brain drain is real. SCORE 27
You+are+the+most+beautiful+ship+in+the+world
You are the most beautiful ship in the world SCORE 37
You+probably+did%2C+Mike.
You probably did, Mike. SCORE 36
Beware+the+sharks.
Beware the sharks. SCORE 24
The+cats+prefer+to+meddle+in+their+own+ways%26%238230%3B
The cats prefer to meddle in their own ways… SCORE 21
Italians+who+roast%26%238230%3B
Italians who roast… SCORE 21
Her+bravery+inspires+me+daily.
Her bravery inspires me daily. SCORE 6
Doggo+took+acting+classes+and+they+paid+off.
Doggo took acting classes and they paid off. SCORE 31
So+progressive%26%238230%3B
So progressive… SCORE 16
Gamer+dogs%26%238230%3B
Gamer dogs… SCORE 19
Pointy+Side+Up%2C+preferably.
Pointy Side Up, preferably. SCORE 30
Help+your+moms%2C+PRN.
Help your moms, PRN. SCORE 18
Do+the+homk+of+joy.
Do the homk of joy. SCORE 33
I+would+reconsider+religion+in+my+personal+life%2C+personally.
I would reconsider religion in my personal life, personally. SCORE 20
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+dislike%2C+sonnets%26%238230%3B
I don’t dislike, sonnets… SCORE 36
This+can+and+will+be+used+against+you+in+the+court+of+law.
This can and will be used against you in the court of law. SCORE 24
me+toooooooo
me toooooooo SCORE 23
Dino-chairs+are+the+new+rave+in+startup+America.
Dino-chairs are the new rave in startup America. SCORE 28
Logical+conclusion%2C+really.
Logical conclusion, really. SCORE 27
Won%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+minute%21
Won’t be a minute! SCORE 28
we+are+strong+together.
we are strong together. SCORE 27
You+know+the+scream%26%238230%3B
You know the scream… SCORE 27
Beware%2C+Microsoft+Office
Beware, Microsoft Office SCORE 25
Come+for+the+drinks%26%238230%3B+Stay+for+the+dancing+sandwiches.
Come for the drinks… Stay for the dancing sandwiches. SCORE 25
Soft+tissue+safety%21
Soft tissue safety! SCORE 20
You+have+simply+not+been+chosen.
You have simply not been chosen. SCORE 31
dick+bong%26%238230%3B
dick bong… SCORE 21
Just+soft+touches%26%238230%3B
Just soft touches… SCORE 27
Mars%2C+a+history.
Mars, a history. SCORE 20
A+greeting%2C+of+sorts.
A greeting, of sorts. SCORE 32
Things+have+a+way+of+working+themselves+out.
Things have a way of working themselves out. SCORE 37
Just+a+snack%26%238230%3B
Just a snack… SCORE 18
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So+majestic
So majestic SCORE 60
Isn%26%238217%3Bt+our+solar+system+beautiful%3F
Isn’t our solar system beautiful? SCORE 39
%3D32%2C850+days
=32,850 days SCORE 60
Thank+you+notes%2C+cookie+style
Thank you notes, cookie style SCORE 87
yea+pretty+much
yea pretty much SCORE 55
Healthcare
Healthcare SCORE 93
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