Killing it on trivia night, tho. SCORE 93
White House Sand Castle SCORE 125
The sun is a tool SCORE 121
Sigh. Happy Thanksgiving SCORE 69
How Hollywood converts novels into movies. SCORE 86
10 points to slithernan SCORE 131
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
Step right up! SCORE 120
Thinking of retiring early. SCORE 143
The Pedants are Revolting SCORE 68
Oh, You're Reading About Me? SCORE 200
Life is like photography. SCORE 259
The Lindsey Lohan of Establishments SCORE 25
Wine. SCORE 100
Narcissistic owl. SCORE 157
He just needed a sick day! SCORE 61
It's sad, really SCORE 142
Battleship Blastwave SCORE 85
Me vs. My friends. SCORE 254
Hop. Hop. Hop. Hop. SCORE 126
my life SCORE 164
Painting your face to look like a house and taking a perfect picture SCORE 149
Keeping it together SCORE 74
Hello peaceful mornings. SCORE 70
Mom-zoned. SCORE 234
me when people compliment my outfit. SCORE 163
You've changed, Disney. SCORE 195
Houseboat in India SCORE 106
I find this incredibly accurate. SCORE 208
My rabbits bring Lennie to the yard... SCORE 185
Ducks Could Be My Thing SCORE 163
Talking cow. SCORE 299
