Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
White people problems. SCORE 237
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Wind blows. SCORE 841
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Seven hours. SCORE 495
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Like a… SCORE 601
Oh. SCORE 1232
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
