Looks aren’t important. SCORE 174
When I grow up I want to be an adstronaut. SCORE 74
Just some facts. SCORE 344
English is stupid. SCORE 96
You too! SCORE 115
Drawing vs. Drawing when someone’s watching. SCORE 130
Ugly people problems. SCORE 76
The terrible truth behind Adventure Time. SCORE 130
If men could get pregnant. SCORE 262
Priorities. SCORE 224
Canadian Monopoly. SCORE 155
Patriotism defined. SCORE 220
The best way to die. SCORE 137
The truth about Halloween. SCORE 228
The pug life. SCORE 85
Just lower your expectations. SCORE 93
Where spiders hang out. SCORE 113
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 138
Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173
The Halloween formula. SCORE 183
I’m a genius. SCORE 198
Ugly people problems. SCORE 171
Some math. SCORE 161
You should ask webmd.com. SCORE 192
Beautiful. SCORE 5
How to escape the friendzone. SCORE -8
How to troll Batman. SCORE 144
They said I could be Anything SCORE 162
The rules of bacon. SCORE 57
How I eat spaghetti. SCORE 81
scum bag Redbull SCORE 89
The “Learning” Channel. SCORE 119
