i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
whatever it takes SCORE 16
what a handsome cheetah! SCORE 35
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
just be rich! SCORE 35
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
vampyramid scheme SCORE 26
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
take the slide SCORE 26
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
email pride SCORE 44
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
pirate friendships are forever SCORE 28
it’s the circle of life SCORE 32
healthy grieving SCORE 34
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
you’re friends with a demon SCORE 17
one is never an option SCORE 11
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
this is genius SCORE 27
the three settings SCORE 28
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
the ocean is gazpacho SCORE 14
off to mars they go! SCORE 44